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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

I know I use computers too much because...

While reading a textbook, I'm looking for the find command. ;)

Keyword index? What's that?

2 Comments:

At 9:12 AM, Blogger You kids get off my lawn! said...

It's there, just hard to find. While holding the book, press your index finger into the middle of the spine while folding over the top right corners of the first and last pages of the book into little triangles. Then close the book and put it down on a flat surface, close your eyes, say the word or phrase you'd like to find, spin around three times counter-clockwise and open your eyes. Toss the book in the air and let it fall face down. The page it opens to will contain your text.

If it doesn't, or if the book doesn't open at all, it might not support searching at this time. Or maybe you did something wrong.

Keep at it and don't be afraid to try this in a library or classroom. Though you may get strange looks or comments from others, don't worry! They're all just jealous you found the magical search feature before they did!

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger You kids get off my lawn! said...

This seems like a strange coincidence:

Today's "Ziggy" cartoon...

You young whippersnappers and your fancy toys...

 

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