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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Ch. N. Quotes

Ok, I've been saying time and again that CN quotes are stupid - that I cannot stand them - in fact refuse to hear them because of their stupidity... Well, I just went to a site with some CN quotes and some of them ARE funny.
Things the internet will do to you..


At 1:16 AM, Anonymous Blazer said...

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris will remain on my worms team, where his domination will reign supreme...

At 1:14 PM, Blogger PEACHES said...

Darn that Chuck Norris! Just wait until Paris Hilton joins my team!

At 1:39 PM, Anonymous blazer said...

Fortunately, Chuck Norris comes equipped with an unlimited supply of roundhouse kicks in his arsenal, and would knock the plastic surgery off Paris Hilton in one solid attack.


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